So there was a followup to the old forums. And people post on it? Spiffy.
Some of you may be new, and not know who I am. Thats cool, lemme just say I've seen things.
Some of you are looking at this and you know.
My question is what happened to our old-school dudes.
Krang: This guy seemed alright, never talked to him ever but he seemed level-headed. How's he doing?
Shredder: Same deal, know even less about him. He was the sub-owner right? Two of you were very good putting up with all of us. I would actually say you were too nice if anything.
ACT: This is the guy who wrote that one fanfic where roger has to bang dorothy to recharge his mech right? Did he get arrested for exposing himself on the side of a highway yet?
Pygmalion: That was his wife. She was cool, seemed like a classy lady. Wheres she now?
Prince Consort Tessor: Did he ever get the medication he so desperately needed? The pills that would make his constant theories about how majestic twelve was gonna destroy us all, and how he once HOWLED at someone because they forgot what tank the army was using normalize. He needs help
His wife who's username also included the word 'tessor': Still saying wiccans are oppressed? Protip: You're a lax ripoff of druids, and as someone of Irish descent I find it offensive and sorta wish you would be oppressed.
Tony: Are you enjoying your marriage to a train-fixated, probably autistic girl much younger than you? Whats it like being kinda a creep.
Chitter-Box-Kat: Tell me you're still out there. Otherwise I might think you're dead, and then I might start believing that a just god exists, and it'd throw me off.
Shaoblane: Your nose was odd..thats really all I remember. Oh wait, no, you made some parody of a '50s 'duck and cover' style newsreel that I found lazy. There was a lot of ground to mine there, you just picked up the first rocks you saw.
You'll notice theres some omissions here. Don't worry about them though, they're quite safe and happy.
ONE YEAR LATERKrang: Gone apparently? Seemed cool
Shredder: Same thing
ACT: Oh, you never came back...realized you were a WEIRD DUDE did ya?
Pygmalion: Hi. Hope you're doing well, you seemed nice. Sorry about your husband.
PCT: I hope they put you in a very safe room with padding, so you can't go "SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE IS THE AGENT OF THE ILLUMINATI" and grab a rifle. We don't need government officials getting shot up you weirdo
His wife: Well nobody forced you into marriage. Your husbands a freakjob and your constant "Well AS A WICCAN" shit made you sound like a 14 year old
Tony: Shits still weird to me
Shaoblane: Hi. We never had a problem..I found your idea for a parody of a civil defense film 'lazy' and insulted you but whatever. Hope you're off sort of just being ok. I guess
Chitter-box-kat: Are you dead? If not, thats unfortunate.
