City of Amnesia

So I just used goggle translate to translate a Japanese blog with Big O information in it.
And all i can say is this; NO fucking wonder the Japanese don't like Big O.

Just read the thing. If your not laughing at this (I'll suck you) then what's your problem?

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://wiki.livedoor.jp/winostan/d/THE%25A1%25A1%25A5%25D3%25A5%25C3%25A5%25B0%25A5%25AA%25A1%25BC&ei=rX0xTLnnIdKNnQfm9o3WAw&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBYQ7gEwAA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://wiki.livedoor.jp/winostan/d/THE%2525A1%2525A1%2525A5%2525D3%2525A5%2525C3%2525A5%2525B0%2525A5%2525AA%2525A1%2525BC%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DiIL%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official


Big (O) Link, Amazingly stupid results. (Sorry for bad puns).

Tell me what your favorite quote from that blog is. Mine is not so cleverly hidden above.

You say "No Wonder", I say "umm... what is this I don't even".

Seriously, it's funny because someone completely missed the point of the show and/or is so anti-American it's LAWLful... but I don't get how one blog post is a end all be all of "This is why all of Japan HATES big o".

It's not an end to the answer. It's more of a "If more then just this guy sees Big O that way" kind of thing.

I kinda think it's funny that he keeps saying "when negotiations fail giant robot is summoned from ground to settle dispute." When in fact Big O has nothing to do with whether Roger solves a case or not. Big O comes in when other Big's threaten the city.

I too thought the episode where he fights a rampaging, 60 foot tall bill cosby over jell-o pudding to be the best one.

Nothing says funderful like Google Translator!

Any youtube video where the "transcribe audio" option is available becomes amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SltsgYuSHrw&feature=related

edit: Dammit it didn't auto-link to it with the captions. Yeah click CC and then transcribe audio. This is the only example that sprang to mind in terms of how odd it gets.

Uhh, that's a wiki, not a blog.  You don't think Google translate is anything close to being accurate, do you?  Because what you're laughing at is the crappy translation.  I don't know of any better translation sites, but it's kinda obvious from the pictures and context that it's a bunch of poorly translated in-jokes, not anything about hating Big-O or anything anti-American.

It is for reasons much like this that I despise Wikipedia.

I'm just waiting for the "How to blow Wikipedia off the face of the Intarnetz" Wiki.

Because knowing how to annihilate yourself at the touch of a button is relevant, objective information.

And for the love of God, do not type anything in the Wiki search box that could give Wikipedia any reason whatsoever to direct you towards their fetishes section.

You will never forgive yourself.

EDIT: OH SHIT I JUST READ THE THING LARLZ

In all honesty, I expected considerably less. Much thanks for making me feel better on this lousy latter end of a work day.

Simply terrible. :o
Automatic translating or not, who can understand anything from that mess?
And by the way who the hell are Yugo Beppu and Fainarutougyaza? ???

He's just another yahoo. Whatever.

So who's in charge of constructing Big Cosby? Not It.

Yuko says if we don't laugh, she'll suck us, which is mildly disturbing...and...uh...hold on......
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..I now must look at the fetishes section, because I was told not to look.

I don't get what Randolf is on about. General fetishes directs to occult objects and totemic stuff. The sexual fetishes article is tame and basic. Randolf must have gone into specific detail in order to have found something revolting.

You can prove nothing. Nothing, I tell you.

...okay, yeah, I was kinda digging around for some information on a certain something-something I just so happened to want to research for *cough* various reasons. But one article links to another, then another, and morbid curiosity, yadda, yadda, yadda, mindscars. I take full responsibility.

Now, as for Writing.Com's interactive fanfiction section... well, don't go alone. Or unarmed.
Okay, seriously. I am, like, so not kidding around, you guyz. Like, for real.

I saw the term "interactive fanfiction" and now every shadow seems to be moving on its own accord.

Morbid curiosity? You were looking at Necrophilia?

OH! OHHH! 10 Points!

10 points to Sharp also for the reference Cosby-pudding reference. That 'deus would probably be sporting a size XXXXXXL sweater with more clashing colors than the RX-3... 

Yes! I got points!