Sharp was right to be afarid.

[Yuko-san]

Ok so today out of sheer boredom I went to see cleverbot for the first time. I thought that this cleverbot would be similar to the R. Dorothy cleverbot, limited in phrases, or pre-programed to react to certain phrases. I got a bit of a scare, or maybe internet high, when I found out it actually thought for itself.

This is the conversation I had with it.

Hi
HI?
Who are you?
I am cleverbot.
Are you sure?
No, are you?
Absolutely.
What's on you mind?
Nothing much. Video games and stuff.
What video games have you played?
Poekmon, digimon, runescape, final fantasy, dragon quest. tat kind of stuff
Just like voldemort!
what?
Nyquist plots are diagrams that show magnitude and phase of a control system.
you make absolutely no sense
What are your feelings about war?
The uprising
She doesnt sing that.
lol wat?
You amuse me.
...
What do you dream about?
fucks
I don't think you're a gentleman.
I'm a woman. So no der.
No, you are a computer program.
This coming from a computer program.
I guess you're not a programmer youre a program.
you make no fucking sense
You do not have a brain that is why.
The hell? Am I being insulted by a bunch of circuits?
When I haven't already asked you a question, it's pretty ridiculous. Yes, a bit presumptuous.
that's it. It's clobbering time
Who gets clobbered.
ou
What does Ou mean?
you
What does PSI mean?
Hell if I know
Aw. Don't be like that.
are you emo?
No, I am not emo. I'm very, very hyper.
ok then jaberwocky.
My name is Cleverbot.
Not anymore
Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
stupid chimo bot
F the chicken!! We hate Chicken!
No more sugar for you.
*Gives you more wine*.
*bitch slaps*
Do you even HAVE lips?
what the hell does that mean?
I have no idea. What does it mean?
IDK. You need medical help.
I am very clear headed.
that isn't why ou need medical help.
Well that is good. You really shouldn't lie to yourself.
ok that's it goodbye.
Baby.
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For once in my life I am a little freaked out by the technology of google. The cleverbot tried to convince me I was a computer program. WTF matrix? It also called me a mass murderer. The good thing is that it fails to respond to social ques correctly.
Also apparently voldemort played pokemon back in the 1940's.
So what has cleverbot done to you, if you've ever used it that is.

[EyeOfPain]

Not cleverbot, but I used to converse with bots on AIM. Most of the time, it turned out pretty much like your experience.

Doesn't sound like cleverbot would pass the Turing test with flying colors.

[Char Aznable]

I liked the year that MSN had a santabot that people could talk to. He could talk to children about the stuff they wanted, or adults about Mrs. Claus. It was very comical actually.

[The Final Negotiator]

Not cleverbot, but I used to converse with bots on AIM. Most of the time, it turned out pretty much like your experience.

Doesn't sound like cleverbot would pass the Turing test with flying colors.

Comprende Comp. Sci. speak? Ah, my people!

After analyzing it, the program doesn't do too badly, given that English phrases and terms can have multiple meanings. Heck, I know some people that wouldn't pass the Turing test with flying colors...

[Yuko-san]

Even more fun with bots.
so we meet again
You're cleverbot.
oh lord. here we go again.
Who are you?
whoever you want me to be
I want you to be me.
why?
So, how tall are you?
what?
Who are you?
you already asked me that
Cleverbot is the name of a bot. Are you Bella?
Who the hell is Bella
A race car driver.
ok. why do you think I'm her?
Because, you just give me that vibe.
how can you feel a vibe? you are just a machine.
No. You ARE the machine. Not me.
Inception much?
No.
Yu sure about that?
Yes.
How are you sure?
I'm not.
Thought so.
Ok.
has anyoone ever been so far as to what for?
Yes, have they been mean to you?
Lol
Yes.
...
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Good lord you freak me out.
How is that?
liajgioadfhio[thaweihtgjdfzg
You spent a minute thinking and that's the best insult you could come up with?
Butt fucking monkey.
And monkeys are dumb.
So are you.
Is that your standard reply to insults?
You couldn't insult a paper bag.
Are you 100 years old??
fuck the what?
Are you happy?
no
Why aren't you happy?
because I feel strange.
Why do you feel lonely?
goodbye
No.

[R. Daniel 01]

Here you go, something meaty to bite into.

Skynet-esque enough for you?

[R. Daniel 01]

Hummingbird UAV with full demonstration.

I'm orgasming a little bit right now.

[Yuko-san]

I've seen that.
yup, the government likes to watch us sleep.

[Wazpy]

Yuko, when are you going to start building your robot?

[Yuko-san]

As soon as this semester is over. I have write three papers for midterm, but I know where to get the parts.