Ideal? Let me think...
The zombies should be slow and silent as in the classics, their origin should not be that usual boring stuff we've already seen 100,000 times (secret experiment out of control, toxic waste on a cemetery, terroristic virus,

I do prefer magic or curses), no teens (90% bad actors and impossible empathy for me), body-count important but not essential, wilderness location, nightmare-like atmosphere, no shocking music, twist-in-end. Nudes appreciated.
