Also, the mention of Almasy made my eye twitch. Thanks for that.
Was it something akin to Roger's eye-twitch resulting in the usual "R. DOROTHY WAYNERIGHT!!!" ? Cause mine was either something like that or "*eye squint*
Megatron" (~Schwarzwald, there's a running gag from the old days no one remembers).
That model's too pale to be Alex. He was all about the uber-tan... he went from white to Indian in like 2 months.