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Author Topic: Hellsing: Fuck Twilight, our vampires kill nazis  (Read 27618 times)
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« on: October 31, 2009, 08:37:45 PM »

You people are into animu. Anybody watching the hellsing OAVs?

(They are on youtube, they are following the manga, it's better than the first series cause theres no purple idiot and random lesbian vampire/integra doujin concepts. It's just straigt up undead nazis getting offed and awesome shit mixed with dumb parts where it attempts comedy,those parts suck. Except at one point the dracula-guy halucinates about Bruce Willis.)
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 08:39:13 PM »

It's AWESOME. I've seen up to the 4th one. Where the Nazis take over an aircraft carrier, Rip Van Winkle shoots everything down with her magic flintlock so Alucard has to get on board by ramming a goddamn SR-71 into the deck.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 08:49:47 PM »

It's AWESOME. I've seen up to the 4th one. Where the Nazis take over an aircraft carrier, Rip Van Winkle shoots everything down with her magic flintlock so Alucard has to get on board by ramming a goddamn SR-71 into the deck.

You are explaining this wrong.

An undead nazi with an enchanted flintlock musket takes over a carrier. Then a vampire controlled by a shadow-government of anglicans kamikazes a SR-71 Blackbird spy jet into the boat.

Then he gets rowdy and violent as fuck and absorbs the broad with the gun, and he's dressed like a 19th century pimp or something during it.

The show is just insane and violent as hell, this is why its the only animu I'm watching.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2009, 08:54:00 PM »

At one point the undead nazis break into the shadow-anglican HQ with an army of zombies. Who eat most of the anglicans' private army. While shouting the Konami Code.

Then their vampire goes from Victorian-age pimp to 15th century murdering asshole and EATS the undead nazis.
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2009, 06:59:46 PM »

Hellsing OAV=epic.

Simply said. I've seen up to 4, and I own 2, with the Valentine brothers.
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 11:10:55 PM »

Seen up to VI, but never got subs for the latest episode. I had trouble waiting for Geneon/FUNi to release the past two OVAs.

Also: indescribably fucking awesome.
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 10:49:01 AM »

I liked the Hellsing OVAs a lot better than the other anime series.

The only thing I think they could have done better was the music. A lot of the music in the OVA seemed a bit too much the same.
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 09:52:47 PM »

The music isn't quite as varied as the television series', but it's been steadily improving.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2009, 01:42:11 PM »

Time for my 2 cents on this one....

Alucard and D = Vampires

Adward = Not-Vampire

Adward = Pixie

And oooooohhhh how I'd love to see this one happen at the end of Twilight. I'm thinking of starting a Youtube Show and bashing this Unholy PreTeen Girl Ejaculating Abomination for one of my episodes. Guess your Weight and go back to the carnival Meyer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srMqm5CcdIQ   

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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 12:18:54 AM »

Thank you Ace!

Sparkles? Doesn't have fangs? Likes to live in the woods?

Total pixieish.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 12:57:45 PM »

Thank you Ace!

Sparkles? Doesn't have fangs? Likes to live in the woods?

Total pixieish.

Anytime Char. And here is the final nail in the coffin for that Hack. This is what happens as well when you mess with a REAL Vampire.

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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2009, 10:50:20 AM »

Don't be square, get down now!  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2009, 10:14:22 PM »

That is just awesome.
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 07:39:26 PM »

I imagine that you drew that, Ace, and it is indeed awesome. Your technique is strong, and I'd like to see how you apply it something bigger.

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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2009, 01:10:17 AM »

I imagine that you drew that, Ace, and it is indeed awesome. Your technique is strong, and I'd like to see how you apply it something bigger.

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is lol.

Ah and Seras, ever the good little underling...

Not mine. But it is quite the Knee Slapper.

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