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Tell me a story.

[Sharpshooter005]

So anyway, I'm in west philadelphia. And I'm shooting some b-ball outside of school when these guys, who were CLEARLY up to no good, start causing trouble in my neighborhood. And I get into one little fight..well...mom doesn't like that..So she tells me I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel air

I get there, and whistle for a cab, and when it comes near I notice the license plate says "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought "nah forget it" and told the cabbie to take me to bel air.

Well it turns out the cab was rare...it was a goddamn kidnapping..I languished in a vietnamese prison for five months, living on a thin gruel made out of fish and rice.

It was a living nightmare. I still wake up sometimes and just start screaming.

[Yuko-san]

Ed and Ein leave the Bebop group for a vacation, so they decide to go to Paradigm City.
Dorothy: Roger there is something diving right for the terrace.
Roger: What are you talking about? I don't see....
*Ein falls on Rogers face and he gets mouth full of fur.
Ed: Hiya, Hiya, Hiya. You look funny, are you a computer?
*Ed starts jumping up and down
Dorothy: I am a Gynoid, and who or what are you?
*Roger is struggling in the background to get Ein off his face.
Ed: I am Edward, but I go by Ed. Ein get off the weird mans face.
........
Uh, I just got writers block. anyway have fun with this.