The war of hipsters, housewives, and victory

[Sharpshooter005]

I am in no damn situation to see a movie this weekend

But I am declaring a crusade. If you must see a film this weekend, make it The Expendablles


The competition is eat pray love (dream fulfillment for housewives). EWWW Julia Roberts.

And the other one is Scott pilgrim versus Faggot hipster michael cera flick That should disgust you already


I have to help somebody move on saturday, if you get to watch a flick then see the badass one


(Repostin this. Gotta conquer the ugly actress and the hipsters)

[Yuko-san]

I want to see the expendables, but I also want to see Scott Pilgrim, just out of curiosity. But I know I'll love the expendables more.

[Ace of Spades]

I still can't believe that piece of crap Cera is going to play Gilligan soon.

[Brooklyn Luckfield]

The expendables looks like an awesome movie.

As for Scott Pilgrim, it's basically a what happens when a shitty 3rd rate comic get's it's own movie. I mean, we get it, the creator is influenced by Anime and video games, but that certainly isn't praise worthy. I mean, anyone can throw together a bunch of genre tropes, and create the next SP.

I still can't believe that piece of crap Cera is going to play Gilligan soon.

Holy shit, for realz?

[Sharpshooter005]

I still can't believe that piece of crap Cera is going to play Gilligan soon.

...Wait this is actually happening? I remember the creator of that show mentioning he'd like this to occur (dementia is a sad thing).

If it's actually happening somebody get a coroner, because I'm ready to officially pronounce god as being dead.

edit: I did not have to go help this person move. Because I know the forum was in rapt anticipation to the conclusion of this saga.

[Brooklyn Luckfield]

Well if it helps, Scott Pilgrim is going down as one of the bigger flops in recent years. With an estimated budget of 60-90 Mil, and not even breaking 6 Mil at this point, yeah.

[Ace of Spades]

Holy shit, for realz?

Bible truth pals.

[Randolf]

I saw this as the title of an Interactive Story on Writing.Com:

Escape from Michael Cera's Butt!: Michael Cera has made his anus your prison! You must escape!

I've never seen nor otherwise encountered the man, but apparently no matter where I hear of him his capacity for soulless, unnatural evil exalts him among the ranks of Lovecraft's Elder Gods.

[Sharpshooter005]

Somebody needs to explain to me why Michael Cera is so well loved (and yes, I did see a couple of episodes of "Arrested Developmenty". It seemed OK and he did not impress me. BRB

[Sharpshooter005]

Somebody needs to explain to me why Michael Cera is so well loved (and yes, I did see a couple of episodes of "Arrested Development". It seemed OK and he did not impress me tremendously)

BRB grabbing and loading the shotgun in my house because a large segment of the internet will put a death-warrant out for me and my family

(Fuckin internet seems to worship that show)

[Brooklyn Luckfield]

Somebody needs to explain to me why Michael Cera is so well loved

In all honesty Sharp, I think Arrested Development is probably one of, if not the biggest reason he's so well loved. But I'll be damned if I get it. I liked Juno well enough, but it wasn't because of Cera.

[Sharpshooter005]

Somebody needs to explain to me why Michael Cera is so well loved

In all honesty Sharp, I think Arrested Development is probably one of, if not the biggest reason he's so well loved. But I'll be damned if I get it. I liked Juno well enough, but it wasn't because of Cera.

I absolutely refuse to watch Juno. I didn't watch "up in the air" cause the same director did both (I saw Avatar, which was a 3 hour tech-demo with a godawful script. I kind of wish I'd seen up in the air)

When they gave Diablo Cody the writing oscar....the same award given to to the writer of citizen kane, not to mention other classics..

I just grabbed a bottle of smirnoff, went "WELP, THE ACADEMY IS DEAD TO ME", and started pouring shots.

If your nominated script has the word "homeskillet" in it, you are not on par with one of the greatest films ever made....ah fuck it the Oscars are crap for a bunch of reasons, I hope a nuke lands on the academy.

[Ace of Spades]

The only movie Cera has been in that displayed him for what he truly is was Superbad. It's what you get when you cross a run of the mill High School Hipster and a Text Book.... A LITERAL DUMBASS! Although, I will admit I did crack up at the Dick Devil Scene, but everything else was just a filthy toilet full of fail and bowel content.

[R. Daniel 01]

I side with the previous two gentlemen.

There are other movies, though. The Other Guys and Dinner for Schmucks, I believe.

[Wazpy]

Cera is popular because of Arrested Development, where he was probably the least interesting character... which he continues to play... over and over...

But yeah, I was going to see Expendables anyway.