Rule 32: it needs more desu. My Japanese teacher does this without trying, as after every English sentence she usually says desu.
Rule 35: if porn does not exist of it it will be made.
Rule 60: there is always something worse then what you have just seen, always. No Exceptions.
Rule 84: it needs more uuigi, a miss spelling of luigi.
These rules do exist, but the rest are still trying to find where they fit in.
32 - Yes, I concur...
35 - Yes, but let's not forget
...Rule 36 - It will never be porn that you really want to see, and you can never make requests...
I always live by:
Rule 42: Always keep your towel by your side, so when you're visually assaulted, you can just wrap your entire head with it (and above all
don't panic)...
