Made in PCF

[Sharpshooter005]

[int restaurant]

D walks in, sits down, flips through the jukebox

['Dont stop beliving' begins playing]

D looks at the door. A bannned lookalike wanders in, neoncoyote follows and sits down

D: Hey

Neoncoyote: Hi, what looks good tonight

D: Mmm..I dunno. What about graham

Neoncoyote: He just called, he's on his way. Yukos coming seperately, she had to go to the doctor, switched birth control

D glances

Neoncoyote: You talk to herb again?

D: ..He's gonna testify

*two people walk in, one is char, who sits down*

char: Onion rings

D: Best in the state.

(D stares at the other tables, yuko pulls up)

Yuko: Shit..

(Yuko attempts to park)

neoncoyote: How was work

char: All I'm doing is getting coffee and placing  calls

neoncoyote: You don't understand it but your making connections.

D: It's an entry level job, buck up

Char: Focus on the good times

D: Don't be sarcastic

Char: Isn't that what you said? Try to remember the times that are good.

D: I did?

Char: Yeah

D: ..Its true I guess


MEANWHILE

Yuko continues to attempt to parallel park, finally succeeding.

MEANWHILE

D views many people walking in, all reminding him of threats

D: I ordered something for the table..

Yuko runs towards the door of the building

~DON'T STOP-*

(Executive producer: David Chase)

[Yuko-san]

I switched my what now?

Lol. The sad part is I am bad at parallel parking. Not bad enough to hit anything. But bad enough it would take a while.

[Brooklyn Luckfield]

My impact on the forums is evident amirite?

Good stuff Sharp.

[R. Daniel 01]

This is either a meticulous parody of some comedy I have never seen, or someone's mind is stuck firmly in the 80's/90's.

[Sharpshooter005]

This is either a meticulous parody of some comedy I have never seen, or someone's mind is stuck firmly in the 80's/90's.

It was me being loaded on egg nog and watching the last scene of the sopranos finale several times on youtube (once for the hell of it, then just to make sure I got the dialogue down when I did this)

[R. Daniel 01]

Thanks. Now it all makes sense. I watched the final scene and read an analysis. Chase made the right choice.

I'd watch the Sopranos, but I suspect I'd want all the main characters to die in a clean and efficient manner before I finished watching the pilot. There's little I hate more than trashy mobsters. They represent the worst in human nature.

EDIT:

Prediction:
Sharp will contend that no, Weabooism represents the worst in human nature.

[Sharpshooter005]

Thanks. Now it all makes sense. I watched the final scene and read an analysis. Chase made the right choice.

I'd watch the Sopranos, but I suspect I'd want all the main characters to die in a clean and efficient manner before I finished watching the pilot. There's little I hate more than trashy mobsters. They represent the worst in human nature.

EDIT:

Prediction:
Sharp will contend that no, Weabooism represents the worst in human nature.

They were layered characters. Then again..yeah if you have an issue with mob movies/books/shows that could be a thing. See I love that stuff

Also yes, obviously la cosa nostra seems better than some obese broad dressed like rei screaming on the internet about how inuyasha was underrated.

[Char Aznable]

We are amused, save for the fact that we do not like coffee. We like other caffeine inputs. And what kind of calls?

Also yes, obviously la cosa nostra seems better than some obese broad dressed like rei screaming on the internet about how inuyasha was underrated.

*Eyetwitch* I think I must now gouge out my eyes and my brain for that.

[The Final Negotiator]

We are amused, save for the fact that we do not like coffee. We like other caffeine inputs. And what kind of calls?

Um, and I checked the thesaurus in case, I think you meant "sources" rather than "inputs", because "inputs"... No, I'd rather not visualize...just trust me, use "sources"...

Also yes, obviously la cosa nostra seems better than some obese broad dressed like rei screaming on the internet about how inuyasha was underrated.

*Eyetwitch* I think I must now gouge out my eyes and my brain for that.

See, you visualized! Try not to do that too much here...

[Sharpshooter005]

See, you visualized! Try not to do that too much here...

Yeah thats gonna fester in the inky corners of your subconcious now.

[R. Daniel 01]

the inky corners of your subconcious.

What is he an octopus? Or maybe... Hexus.

[Randolf]

*Eyetwitch* I think I must now gouge out my eyes and my brain for that.

Was she masturbating to an interactive Flash animation involving ripping, bleeding stretch marks?

Otherwise, you were spared, pantywaist.

[Char Aznable]

You know, I thought I was into some strange shit, but...damn...

[Randolf]

My dear Char, if what Sharp describes costs you your eyes and brain, the things I have borne witness to would devour whole morgues.

[Char Aznable]

They don't, actually. But they are unpleasant. I can come up with worse things i've seen.

And...in re-reading another post...did you just describe a Guro flash?