666th post, see the commemorative topic here.

[DOMON KASSHU!]

Yes, friends and fellow citizens of the City of Amnesia, Vegeta has reached his six hundred and sixty-sixth post, and so I have chosen to commemorate the occasion with this special topic. Guilty Pleasures. Sins you love to indulge in, vices you satisfy... maybe just a little too much. What are your secret pleasures, dwellers of the CoA? What do you enjoy doing, when you maybe shouldn't? Is it the weekend night gamut of televised stupidity when you hold yourself as an intellectual standard? Maybe you like the Cheetos and eat them more often than is truly healthy for a single individual. Perhaps you find your tastes a little more carnal in nature, or even... a little visceral. Share your darkest secrets here, fine people. Vegeta wants to know...
War.

[Mike]

Whenever I see a slug, I'm compelled to murder it in the most agonizing way possible: pouring salt on it until it shrivels up.

[Hobo]

I enjoy doing things at the last minute.

Especially when I still do better than people who spend more than one day on it.

That, and Avatar.

[Xel]

I've been wasting disgusting amounts of time I need to spend on classwork playing Phoenix Wright.

[Mike]

I've put a good 45 minutes into studying for the midterm I have tomorrow.

[The Big Finale]

I've been wasting disgusting amounts of time I need to spend on classwork playing Phoenix Wright.

OBJECTION!

No one should feel guilty over doing this.

[DOMON KASSHU!]

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In other news, I have this special banner:

to commemorate my 666th post. Also, I am enjoying the stories I hear, if they are a tad tame.
War.

[The Final Negotiator]

Whenever I see a slug, I'm compelled to murder it in the most agonizing way possible: pouring salt on it until it shrivels up.

The last slug I saw in my yard was over an inch long and nuclear orange. I think if I tried to pour salt on it, I would soon be on the ground twitching from radiation sickness...

I like to drive...fast... I like loud music on a loud stereo. I appreciate the timeless art of dirty jokes. Also, although I'm no hacker, I enjoy learning about tricks, hacks (legitimate ones), improvisations, and secret features.

I once took about 200 photos on my camera phone. Instead of picture-mailing of each of them to my PC ($.50 each, $100 total), I downloaded them via Bluetooth to my PC. I upload my own ringtones to the phone from my PC, for a grand total of $0. I found a "hack" to turn off the "high-speed" signal, and save battery life (5 vs. 2 days). The MP3 player feature was hidden when I bought it, but I found it again. 

I keep a PC "toolbox" with me, with various repair utilities, an original printer port ZIP drive, a USB to desktop/notebook CD/DVD/ZIP/hard drive adapter kit, and a legacy network card. I also have a notebook to desktop hard drive adapter and mounting kit.

I often stay up very late, watch anime and play FPS games more than is healthy, and enjoy grilled bacon (even if one slice burst into flames). How about that? Not too lame I hope...

.The Final Negotiator.

[Mike]

Psh. I once drove for like 5 solid minutes at over 100 mph. God bless the Jersey Turnpike at 7:30 in the morning.

You've done a pretty bad-ass job hacking your phone there, nice work.

[The Final Negotiator]

Psh. I once drove for like 5 solid minutes at over 100 mph. God bless the Jersey Turnpike at 7:30 in the morning.

OK, you beat me. I think maybe I got to a 100 once for a few seconds on an empty Pennsylvania road, but certainly not longer than that. Hey, isn't the cruising speed something like 70 mph on some NJ highways? I think that's how fast the crowd was going on my last road trip there. (We hit Six Flags and the beach - nice trip...)

You've done a pretty bad-ass job hacking your phone there, nice work.

Actually, the high-speed disable and MP3 player tips came from the "Howard" forums. Lot's of good phone info there.

The BT software doesn't just facillitate PC-phone link-ups, but also allows for wireless DUN. Since my home PC's already on broadband, this isn't really big news, but if I ever get a laptop, it might become a very useful feature.

.The Final Negotiator.

[Mike]

The limit is 65, but everyone goes a minimum of 80.

[Hobo]

The limit is 65, but everyone goes a minimum of 80.

Beltway's limit is decreased by 10, and the average speed is increased by 10.

Sucks when you forget that it's one in the morning and there's no one there but cops looking for drunk high schoolers.

[DOMON KASSHU!]

We're starting to get better here. One of mine. I stole a girl from a friend of mine. We dated behind his back for a few days before he was dumped by her, too.

She turned out to be a crazy cutter emo bitch, but it was still a dick move on my part, though. We're still friends, though.
War.

[DOMON KASSHU!]

Know what? I want to see this topic live again, especially since I am approaching my 999th post here ('s all just a matter of tim), so we'll bring this back.

I saw a giant rat in my backyard this morning while letting my cat back inside, so I shot it. Did I use a BB gun, or airsoft, or even a 9mm? No.

I used a crossbow.
War.

[EyeOfPain]

I used a crossbow.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.