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« Reply #375 on: October 27, 2008, 08:55:47 PM »

Are Sci-Fi original movies like Mega Man? They all end in -Man.

No.
Sometimes they end in Monster. Like Swamp Monster and Rock Monster.
Sometimes they just take a word and put it next to Alien. Examples include:  Alien Invasion, Alien Express (aliens invade a train), and Alien Incursion (Whatever that is)
Sometimes they like to use a single word explaining the animal. Such as Kaw (For killer crows), Locust, Mosquito, or The Hive (Which was about Ants... not bees *Slaps forehead*)
Sometimes they'll be named after the animal in question: Pterodactyl, Sabertooth, Rottweiler.

And many times they'll just have such silly names that it amazes me they had the balls to display their names in the credits. Aztec Rex (T-rex vs Cortez vs Aztecs), Killer Bird Flu (About giant birds that eat people... and also have bird flu for some reason), Boa vs Python (It's about what you think it's about), SS Doomtrooper (Nazi super soldier), Frankenfish (Again... it's about what you think it's about), and the list goes on.


If you're really into bad movies (beyond SciFi too) I have a list I wrote up giving out awards for subpar performances in various areas such as: Most stereotypical characters, Most shallow plot, Stiffest action scenes, worst CGI, most unnecessary explosion, and so on. We call them the Crummies.
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« Reply #376 on: October 28, 2008, 08:15:17 PM »

Just got done watching Freddy V.S Jason on Sci-Fi.

I love this movie, not because of the horror icon's but because Ronny Yu turned everything into your run of the mill Asian wire fu fest, that combinded with the 3rd grade dialog(seriously, Freddie's line where "Take this bitch" or some other variant), and you have an amazingly Sci-Fi channel level movie. The Nu Metal soundtrack was also made of fail.
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« Reply #377 on: October 28, 2008, 08:20:12 PM »

The Maltese Falcon

Sam Spade talked some serious trash, I was enthralled
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« Reply #378 on: October 31, 2008, 02:56:24 AM »

I watched an hour-and-a-half long drama special that was basically a movie. Sensei wa Erai!! was totally not what I expected. They've got some really smart people in Japan, and those little boys made me cry! Poor 17-year-old had to pretend to be 13... LAWL
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« Reply #379 on: October 31, 2008, 10:18:30 PM »

I'm watching Clue right now!

This has been my favourite movie when since I was in fifth grade.
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« Reply #380 on: November 01, 2008, 11:07:39 PM »

Hellboy.

It wasn't magnificent, but it wasn't god awful either. Ron Perlman just seemed right for the role of Hellboy.
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« Reply #381 on: November 02, 2008, 06:18:05 AM »

Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Pretty fun movie.
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« Reply #382 on: November 02, 2008, 12:07:35 PM »

Hellboy.

It wasn't magnificent, but it wasn't god awful either. Ron Perlman just seemed right for the role of Hellboy.

The second one is a lot better, I recommend it if you liked (or sort of liked) the first one contingent on whether the reason you liked it was the Nazis and the space gods and what have you; there are no Nazis and no space gods in II

Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Pretty fun movie.

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« Reply #383 on: November 02, 2008, 05:52:21 PM »

Torn Curtain
Paul Newman is so dreamy!
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« Reply #384 on: November 06, 2008, 05:24:07 AM »

I'm thinking of looking into a Rock Hudson movie... I watched Voices of a Distant Star, but I'm not sure if that counts because it was only a half hour.
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« Reply #385 on: November 06, 2008, 01:52:55 PM »

Watch Pillow Talk! Doris Day is in it, and I love movies with her and Rock Hudson. :)
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« Reply #386 on: November 11, 2008, 07:15:07 AM »

Future War (MSt3K Version)

Seriously, making movies this bad should be a crime.
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« Reply #387 on: November 11, 2008, 02:48:44 PM »

Last two movies I watched were The Forbidden Kingdom and Run Fatboy Run on Saturday.
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« Reply #388 on: November 11, 2008, 04:00:52 PM »

Laser Blast (MST3K version)

This movie made absolutely no sense at all, and just ends abruptly. Not to mention the weird Leaf blower/CD Changer ray gun.
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« Reply #389 on: November 11, 2008, 04:12:22 PM »

Zak and Miri make a Porno on Friday.

Really freaking good.  Dirty as anything, but so hilarious.
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